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pocketofpersons asked: I can only hope that one day my husband will have sex with my miniature stallion while I suck his peepee<3 Ahhhh, so romantic c:

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jkimisyellow asked: OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT COUPLE?!

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tyleroakley: Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. WHAT?! WHAT??!?!?!?1? JSDKLAJFAWE;OJ IORAWJK LJWAJ RIOAWLKEJRAJLO!

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Anonymous asked: I want to watch you shit into a bowl of sprouts then you eat them and make horse noises as you do so. Then for the main, you'll piss on a turkey leg and eat that. And finally for dessert you'll pick your nose and eat it with a bottle of rat semen. Then, once all that is over you'll take a dump on my chest and we'll writhe in our shittyness for hours until we slumber. Then when...

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: does your labia ever throb? mine is throbbing right now cuz a period is a'comin

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angel-lust-and-pixie-dust asked: Where did you get your dress? It's so beautiful!

Dec 31st

njconnor asked: what was your favorite make up tutorial to do?

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nothingbutamor asked: Whats you favorite clothing brand? :)

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Ask me stuff you beautiful followers you ;)

keeganfrenchx: I’m in a wonderful mood today for some reason lol.

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jipsyjitney asked: does ryan have a tumblr?

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Anonymous asked: does "george" have a tumblr?

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: will we ever get to "meet" "George Glass"?

Dec 30th

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“I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true I...”

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I have the best man in ALL the land. :]

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YOU. MAKE. ME. FEELLIKEI’MLIVINGA TEEN.AGE. DREAM!

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Anonymous asked: Don't you live in California?

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goddamntranny asked: Well, I believe in you. And if I ever run into you in Southern Cali, I'll buy you shots!

Dec 29th

goddamntranny asked: Hehe, was that last post about Perez Hilton?!?! P.S. You're fabulous.

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If a super crazy psycho girl

with a million insecurities and has fucked up logic can go from size fat to a size 8, then I can do it too.

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My life. I don't get it.

thatchelseagurl: Boy: You’re really cute. Flirt. Flirt. Flirt. I’m being adorable and I think you’re cute. Flirt. Me: You’re adorable. Thank you. Blush. Blush. Blush. Starting to crush a bit. Boy: OH. NOWTHATYOULIKEME, ignore. Ignore. Ignore. Imma dick. Ignore.

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