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Tall, Dark, and Chicano Tour

The people of Lopez Tonight were kind enough to provide tickets for me and my mom to go see George Lopez’s show at the Warfield in SF tonight.

I know I’ve been holding out on lots of details but maybe sometime soon I’ll go on blog and share my experience with y’all.

George Lopez is my mom’s favorite comedian, so I know this is going to be really really exciting for her. I am soooo excited for her!

GLORIA SHURI NAVA

veronicanicole:

Should I even refer to you as Gloria or Glob anymore, GLOWPINKSTAH? I didn’t wanna tell you because I knew you’d get all conceited and stuff but someone came into work today when I got in and asked if I was your sister. …okay. HAHA. I enjoyed watching you cry (because you were happy and because you were still kind of drunk after Theresa’s wedding) last night because it was more funny than watching your chola makeup tutorial video. I swear.. it’s weird how we both didn’t think that one was THAT FUNNY AT ALL but that’s the one making you popular.. haha. Anyway Gloria I’m happy for you and I hope you move out soon so the room isn’t so dirty anymore :) buaahahaha so for those of you that don’t know, my sister started off using my camera making videos for the hell of it. Last night I witnessed her crying hysterically because

1. She’s going to meet George Lopez on Wednesday the 18th. HIS PEOPLE are flying her out there in the morning and flying her back at night.

2. HIS PEOPLE sent her an e-mail with procedures of how things are gonna work out THE NEXT WEEK they fly her out You know when celebrities arrive at the airport, they have a limo driver holding up the sign with your name on it? They’ll have “NAVA” written on that sign. That limo’s going to take her to one of the nicest hotels they have in LA.

3. She gets a lot of shit for things but the better comments outweigh the negative ones she gets, so people need to shut the fuck up about unnecessary things before I slap a bitch and cut a hoe.





But yeah, I’m happy for my sister. She deserves it after being molested in elementary school by girls that thought she was a boy. LOLOLOL just kidding but she deserves it for getting laughed at just for being herself. (= I’m happy for her. We have nice conversations online but for some reason we don’t talk about DEEP things in person, I don’t know. So, Gloria Shuri Bitch, please bring home the bacon so I can continue living my Glamorous Life ;) hahaha!

I love you! And I may have laughed at you last night for the longest time but deep down, I was crying inside with you :)

 This stupid bitch blog doesn’t make me cry or anything.